First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours. Posted onMar 4, 2026Mar 4, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Breaking family records one tweet at a time! Related funny posts 😂 Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived. I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident. Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today. Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. This is the fastest December in the history of all December.