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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

36 shares on Discord this month:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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