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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Just landed via Slack:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Funny 4th quotes

Funny 4th quotes are the perfect way to light up your Independence Day celebrations 🇺🇸🎆! Whether you’re grilling, chilling, or watching fireworks explode in the sky 🎇, a little humor adds extra sparkle ✨. Get ready to share laughs, spread good vibes, and make this 4th of July unforgettable with witty words that pop as much as the fireworks! 🎉😂

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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My parents think they know me.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Sane is boring.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Seen just now on Slack:

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Seen just now on Discord:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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