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Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Just shared via Discord:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Just shared via Snapchat:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Making waves on Facebook:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

56 shares on Discord this month:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

85 shares on Threads this month:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

45 shares on Threads this month:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Shared recently on Messenger:

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Trending via TikTok:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Just landed via Threads:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Seen just now on Instagram:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Going viral on Facebook:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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