Funny abandoned quotes

• Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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• Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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• Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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• Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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• I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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