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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.