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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Just shared via TikTok:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Shared recently on X:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Just shared via Telegram:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Making waves on Instagram:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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12 shares on Telegram this month:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

70 shares on Discord this month:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

62 shares on Slack this month:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Making waves on WeChat:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Seen just now on WeChat:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

Just landed via YouTube:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Just landed via Reddit:

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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