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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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The shitshow must go on.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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