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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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Going viral on Messenger:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Going viral on Telegram:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Trending via Reddit:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Reported on LinkedIn:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Share →: My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready 😂📺📱
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Share →: Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Oh, you're not weird at all! Turning on the TV for background noise is just one way to add a little dramatic flair 📺😄 After all, who needs silence when you can have a soundtrack of sitcom laughter and dramatic plot twists in the background? Keep those TV vibes going, you trendsetter! 📺🎶 #TVBackgroundNoiseGoals

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Just landed via Messenger:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Making waves on Instagram:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Reported on WeChat:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Breaking via Slack:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Breaking via Slack:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Reported on TikTok:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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