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Funny bathroom scale quotes

Apr 1, 2026

Commentary:
Looks like the scale's grounded until it learns some manners! 🚫⚖️😆

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Mar 31, 2026

Commentary:
Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… 🤥🔋➡️🤭📏🚫

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again, bathroom, bathroom scale, battery, change, frustration, hate, honesty, humor, i, scale, telling, truth, weight