Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
94 Funny beauty quotes
Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.
Commentary:
"Looks like the fountain of youth can be found at the hair salon now! 💇♂️😂 Don't be surprised if you start getting carded at the grocery store next. Better pencil in that daily appointment just to be safe! 😉"
After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
Commentary:
"Who says you can't have it all? 🌟 Embracing those well-maintained wrinkles like a champ! 💁♂️ Who needs a time machine when you've got anti-aging cream? 😂 Wrinkles, but make it fashion! 💅"
Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.
Commentary:
"Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"
Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.
Commentary:
"Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁♀️ Slather on, darling!"
Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.
Commentary:
"Note to self: Leave the smokey eye to the pros or risk entering the ring with McGregor. 🥊👀 #EyeMakeupGoneWrong"
If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?
Commentary:
"🍇💉 The million-dollar question: can Botox work its magic on a raisin and transform it back into a grape? 🧐🤔 Sure, why not? Maybe we'll witness the birth of the ultimate rejuvenated fruit – the Raisinberry! 🍇🤣 #Grapenado"
My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.
Commentary:
Well, looks like that marriage just got a contouring lesson it won't forget! 💄💁♀️ Next time, hubby better think twice before questioning the power of makeup magic! 🔮✨ #MakeupTutorialMaster
Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.
Commentary:
"Looks like your hair is aiming for that promotion! ☕️💼 Maybe it'll finally stop slacking off and start pulling its weight around here! 💪🤣"