Funny beverages quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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  Commentary:
  "Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

  Commentary:
  🍹 "Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!" 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like someone's got their daily priorities sorted – coffee for the morning buzz, wine for the evening relaxation, and cheese for that delicious snack attack! 🍷☕️🧀 Looks like this person knows the key ingredients for a well-balanced *ahem* lifestyle!

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