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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Making waves on Slack:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Just landed via YouTube:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Going viral on Twitch:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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