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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Just landed via Discord:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Making waves on Telegram:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Trending via WhatsApp:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Just landed via Slack:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Just landed via TikTok:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Just shared via TikTok:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Going viral on WeChat:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Freshly posted on X:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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