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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Going viral on Reddit:

If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

Just shared via Twitch:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Just landed via X:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Just landed via TikTok:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Trending via Discord:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Just shared via Twitch:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Just landed via Threads:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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