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How do I un-know people?

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Making waves on WeChat:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Just landed via Facebook:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Trending via Instagram:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Making waves on Slack:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Spotted on Facebook:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Breaking via WeChat:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Freshly posted on Discord:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Seen just now on Discord:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

Just shared via TikTok:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Going viral on Threads:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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