Funny blunt quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

  Commentary:
  Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't sugarcoat it – I was born a straight shooter thanks to the universe's quirky sense of humor! 🌌🎲 #BluntAndRollingWithIt"

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