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“Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. ”

awkward, awkward situation, furniture, humor, i, IKEA, interview, joke, manager, me, saying, seat, seating, situation, workplace

8 hours ago
Commentary:
“When did Monday get a fast pass? #WeekendPleaseComeBack”

even, finished, humor, humor quote, i, leisure, Monday, procrastination, relatable, Saturday, weekday, weekend

8 hours ago
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“When life gives you potatoes, make ‘Bavarian Butter’! ”

avocado, food, food joke, German, guacamole, humor, joke, just, mashed, mashed potat, potat, potato

8 hours ago
Commentary:
“When you say ‘come here’ and they hear ‘do absolutely nothing’ #Catologia”

amazing, attitude, both, cat, cats, ears, humor, ignore, ignoring, pet

8 hours ago
Commentary:
“When you tell your cat a secret and they silently judge you instead of offering advice. ”

attitude, care, cat, cats, everything, hear, hearing, humor, indifference, just, pet

8 hours ago
Commentary:
“His hands are way better conversationalists than most people I know! ”

awkward, communication, courtroom, hands, honor, humor, joke, me, speech, stop, talking

9 hours ago
Commentary:
“Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! Hold onto your snacks, it’s going to be a hilarious ride! ”

downhill, follower, followers, here, humor, media, new, sarcasm, social, social media, welcome

9 hours ago
Commentary:
“Guess I have a PhD in Unticklology! ”

emotion, fancy, humor, irony, sadness, sarcasm, things, wit

9 hours ago
Commentary:
“Exercise? More like ‘exit!’ If I’m sprinting, it’s less ‘fit life’ and more ‘fight or flight!’ ”

activity, chase, chasing, definitely, exercise, humor, joke, laughter, me, playful, run, running, should, something, too

9 hours ago
Commentary:
“Some people are just tirelessly dedicated to their craft! #FullTimeAsshole”

asshole, attitude, being, comedy, full-time, full-time job, humor, job, personality, sarcasm, seems, workplace

9 hours ago

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