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Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I am thick and tired.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on Telegram:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Just shared via Telegram:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Making waves on X:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Spotted on Facebook:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Live now on Telegram:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Breaking via Discord:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

89 shares on Telegram this month:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

45 shares on Threads this month:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

66 shares on Threads this month:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m tired of things costing money.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,241

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Just landed via Instagram:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Making waves on TikTok:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Freshly posted on X:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Just shared via YouTube:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Live now on WeChat:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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