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Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Avocado is just green butter.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Trending via WeChat:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Just shared via X:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Spotted on X:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Spotted on Reddit:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Making waves on Slack:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Making waves on TikTok:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Funny bonfire quotes

Funny bonfire quotes light up the warmth and camaraderie of gathering around a fire. 🔥😄 From witty remarks about marshmallow mishaps to playful jabs at campfire stories, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of bonfire fun. Enjoy a laugh and savor the glow of good times! 😂🌟

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2 months ago
Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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"Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"
4 months ago
Share →: If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Commentary:
🔥🎸 "Oh, bringing an acoustic guitar to a bonfire? Guess someone's planning a musical blaze…or just really wants s'mores in a rock 'n' roll style! 🤘🏼🔥"

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Spotted on WeChat:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Just shared via Reddit:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Reported on Messenger:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Just landed via Facebook:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Seen just now on Slack:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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