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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Dec 12, 2025

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Making waves on Pinterest:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Going viral on Slack:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Going viral on Instagram:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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Funny bonfire quotes

Funny bonfire quotes light up the warmth and camaraderie of gathering around a fire. 🔥😄 From witty remarks about marshmallow mishaps to playful jabs at campfire stories, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of bonfire fun. Enjoy a laugh and savor the glow of good times! 😂🌟

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

1 month ago
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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

1 month ago
bonfire, bring, campfire, expectation, fuel, guitar, humor, joke, music

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Spotted on X:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Going viral on Threads:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Live now on WeChat:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Seen just now on Threads:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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