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Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Live now on Twitch:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Going bananas on X:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Going viral on Messenger:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Live now on Threads:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

38 shares on Slack this month:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

90 shares on Slack this month:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Going viral on Discord:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Trending via Facebook:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Just landed via YouTube:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Trending via Snapchat:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Live now on Facebook:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Trending via Slack:

I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

Breaking via WeChat:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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