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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Going viral on Instagram:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Going viral on Telegram:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Making waves on Threads:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Just landed via Telegram:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Making waves on Slack:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Share →: Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦‍♂️
6 months ago
Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Reported on Snapchat:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Just shared via Messenger:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Just landed via WeChat:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Shared recently on Slack:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Trending via Messenger:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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