Funny booth quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive DJ Anthropologist – observing the wild dances of the nocturnal creatures who flock to the beat of the bass 🎶🕺🔬. Who knew studying party animals could be so fascinating? Just remember, folks, always stay curious…and hydrated! 💃🍹"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a priest, I'd need a confession marathon booth to fully utilize my running skills! 🏃‍♂️🕍 Who says penance can't be a cardio workout? 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old phone booths – the original training ground for our immune systems! 📞💪 Who needs a flu shot when you've braved the germs lurking in those tiny spaces? 😂 #RIPPhoneBooths #ImmuneSystemBootcamp

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