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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Just landed via Facebook:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Trending via Discord:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Making waves on Discord:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Spotted on Facebook:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Just shared via Pinterest:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Going viral on Discord:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Live now on Reddit:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Breaking via TikTok:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Going viral on X:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Funny brightness quotes 💡✨ are the perfect way to light up your day with a splash of humor and clever wit 😄🌟. Whether you need a clever twist on shining bright or a playful reminder to keep glowing, these witty gems will brighten your mood and spark some laughs 😂🔥. Get ready to shine and chuckle all at once!

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Share →: Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Just like little human light bulbs who think turning off lights is a mythical legend! 💡😂👶
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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"Just call me Vitamin D, because I'm here to shine and nobody can avoid me! 😎☀️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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Oh, Apple, the ultimate fickle friend – brightening up your day one moment, dimming your hopes the next! 🍏✨ Can we ever crack the mystery of this elusive brightness control? Stay strong, fellow brightness wrangler – together we will navigate the shifty ways of our tech overlords! 💡🔀

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Just landed via X:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Trending via Discord:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Just landed via X:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Live now on TikTok:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Seen just now on Slack:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Trending via Slack:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

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