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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Trending via Twitch:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Spotted on Messenger:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Breaking via TikTok:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Breaking via TikTok:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Trending via WeChat:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Shared recently on Discord:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Trending via X:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Spotted on Slack:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Just landed via Messenger:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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42 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

86 shares on X this month:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

32 shares on Discord this month:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Spotted on X:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Making waves on TikTok:

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Shared recently on Twitch:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Trending via WeChat:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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