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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Back to the Future and chill?

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

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