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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Live now on YouTube:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Just shared via WeChat:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Just landed via Slack:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Making waves on Telegram:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Trending via Pinterest:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Breaking via Reddit:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Trending via Facebook:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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Just landed via Telegram:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Breaking via Discord:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Making waves on Twitch:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Shared recently on YouTube:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Trending via Slack:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Making waves on Reddit:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Trending via Messenger:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Making waves on Reddit:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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