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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Seen just now on Messenger:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

Just landed via Reddit:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Trending via WeChat:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Trending via Discord:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Live now on Reddit:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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