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Funny car crash quotes - So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Commentary:
Living in a whirlwind of chaos, but cavity-free teeth are a priority! 😬🦷🚗💥

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, car crash, crash, crazy, daily, daily life, day, dentist, every, fascism, frustration, humor, i, irony, just, life, living, man, motion, slow, slow motion, still, through on Oct 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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