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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Just landed via Slack:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Trending via Threads:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Making waves on Threads:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Just shared via Facebook:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Just shared via Discord:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Spreading quickly via X:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Making waves on Telegram:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Just landed via Instagram:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Going viral on Pinterest:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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