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90 Funny cat quotes

Funny cat quotes perfectly capture the quirky and charming antics of our feline friends! 🐱😂 From their mischievous behavior to their adorable quirks, these quotes will make you smile and laugh at the delightful world of cats. Embrace the humor and joy of having a cat in your life! 😄🐾

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

1 week ago

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

2 weeks ago

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

3 weeks ago

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

1 month ago

Meow means woof in cat.

1 month ago

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

1 month ago

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

1 month ago

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

1 month ago

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

1 month ago

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

1 month ago

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

1 month ago

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

2 months ago

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

2 months ago

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

2 months ago

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

2 months ago

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

3 months ago

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

3 months ago

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

3 months ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

3 months ago

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

3 months ago