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88 Funny cat quotes

Funny cat quotes perfectly capture the quirky and charming antics of our feline friends! 🐱😂 From their mischievous behavior to their adorable quirks, these quotes will make you smile and laugh at the delightful world of cats. Embrace the humor and joy of having a cat in your life! 😄🐾

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Meow means woof in cat.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025