157 Funny cat quotes

• Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

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  2 days ago

  bro, casual, casual speech, cat, humorous, me, meow, speech

• If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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  2 days ago

  affection, cat, domesticate, follow, home, humor, i, ID, let, me, pet, relationship, stray, stray cat

• When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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  2 days ago

  cat, cats, certain, change, dog, dogs, flower, flowers, humor, media, notice, picture, pictures, profile, profile picture, social, social media, stereotype, weight, woman, women

• Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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  2 days ago

  asleep, break, cat, funny situation, media, phone, situation, sleep, social, social media

• Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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  2 days ago

  annoying, behavior, cat, cats, causation, coughing, grooming, hairball, humor, just, pet, pet behavior, sense, sometimes, thing, think

• Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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  2 days ago

  art, cat, chill, exist, existence, human, humans, i, job, jobs, just, need, relaxation, why

• In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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  3 days ago

  20s, adulthood, cat, humor, important, money, much, pet, spend, spending

• May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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  3 days ago

  affection, cat, curl, curl up, humor, i, lap, over, please, request

• I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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  3 days ago

  adoption, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, else, everyone, funny observation, humor, i, just, know, moved, number, observation, only, people, pet, pet adoption, pet story, picked, shelter, story, tiny

• Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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  3 days ago

  am, call, cat, conversation, head, hello, household, humor, i, joke, me, phone, phone call, prank, speaking, telemarketer

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