151 Funny cat quotes

• In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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  2 weeks ago

  20s, adulthood, cat, humor, important, money, much, pet, spend, spending

• May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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  4 weeks ago

  affection, cat, curl, curl up, humor, i, lap, over, please, request

• I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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  4 weeks ago

  adoption, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, else, everyone, funny observation, humor, i, just, know, moved, number, observation, only, people, pet, pet adoption, pet story, picked, shelter, story, tiny

• Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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  4 weeks ago

  am, call, cat, conversation, head, hello, household, humor, i, joke, me, phone, phone call, prank, speaking, telemarketer

• The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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  1 month ago

  cat, humor, i, life, narcissist, only, personality, pet, self-love

• Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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  1 month ago

  cat, dance, eight, fever, five, fun, humor, just, me, night, pet, pet refusal, quarantine, quarantine fun, refusal, refuses, Saturday, Saturday Night Fever, six, solo, weekend, while, yelling

• I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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  1 month ago

  burn, calorie, cat, exercise, fitness, humor, i, pet, petting, relaxation, wonder

• Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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  1 month ago

  activity, balcony, bird, birds, cat, coffee, companion, course, every, funny interaction, i, interaction, me, morning, outdoor, outdoor activity, pet, pet companion, routine, say, sit, watch, yes

• Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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  1 month ago

  back, behavior, cat, cats, culture, love, pet, pet behavior, sleep, wake, wake up

• I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  1 month ago

  14, animal, baby, cat, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, rest, sleep, want, zero

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