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Funny cat quotes

Oct 22
Share →: Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.
Oct 17
Share →: I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
Sep 30
Share →: I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.
Sep 30
Share →: My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.
Sep 29
Share →: I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
Sep 23
Share →: Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?
Sep 22
Share →: When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
Sep 22
Share →: Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.
Sep 22
Share →: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Sep 22
Share →: I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.