Funny Cat Quotes That Will Have You Laughing with Your Feline Friends! 🐱😂

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

3 months ago3 months ago

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

3 months ago3 months ago

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

4 months ago3 months ago

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

4 months ago3 months ago

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

4 months ago3 months ago

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

4 months ago3 months ago

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

4 months ago3 months ago

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

4 months ago3 months ago

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

4 months ago3 months ago

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

4 months ago3 months ago

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

4 months ago3 months ago

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

4 months ago3 months ago

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

4 months ago3 months ago

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

4 months ago3 months ago

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

4 months ago3 months ago

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

5 months ago3 months ago

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

5 months ago3 months ago

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

5 months ago3 months ago

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

5 months ago3 months ago

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

6 months ago3 months ago

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

6 months ago3 months ago

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

6 months ago3 months ago

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

6 months ago3 months ago

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

6 months ago3 months ago

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

6 months ago3 months ago

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

6 months ago3 months ago

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

6 months ago3 months ago

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

6 months ago3 months ago

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

6 months ago3 months ago

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Jun 21, 20243 months ago