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Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Shared recently on X:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Just landed via Threads:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Spotted on Slack:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

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33 shares on Discord this month:

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

45 shares on Slack this month:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

83 shares on TikTok this month:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

65 shares on TikTok this month:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

21 shares on Slack this month:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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Friends with consequences.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Shared recently on Threads:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Trending via Threads:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Live now on WeChat:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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