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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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