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Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Seen just now on Telegram:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Just shared via TikTok:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Trending via Reddit:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Breaking via X:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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12 shares on Reddit this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

45 shares on Threads this month:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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My parents think they know me.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Just landed via YouTube:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Spotted on YouTube:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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