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Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Freshly posted on X:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Just shared via X:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Trending via TikTok:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Making waves on YouTube:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Trending via Pinterest:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Just landed via TikTok:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Going viral on Discord:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Trending via Twitch:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Just shared via Discord:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Making waves on Messenger:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Just shared via X:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Just shared via Telegram:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Going viral on Facebook:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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