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Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,238

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Breaking via Slack:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Shared recently on Discord:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Trending via Reddit:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Shared recently on Discord:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Just shared via Twitch:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Spotted on Reddit:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Shared recently on Discord:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Just shared via Reddit:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Shared recently on Discord:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

33 shares on TikTok this month:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

52 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,470

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Just shared via Telegram:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Going bananas on Discord:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Live now on Snapchat:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Breaking via TikTok:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Spotted on Threads:

Your opinions are not my business.

Spotted on Facebook:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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