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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Just landed via X:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Just landed via Telegram:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Going viral on X:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Shared recently on X:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Shared recently on WeChat:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Making waves on Twitch:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Going viral on TikTok:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Making waves on Instagram:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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