Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

817 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,979

Funny Quotes Topics

13,919

Funny Quotes Images

10,979

Updated

18 minutes ago

Users Online

3,441

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Breaking via X:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Live now on Reddit:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Spotted on Twitch:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Home » Funny Coffee Machine Quotes

Funny coffee machine quotes

New funny coffee machine quotes 👇

For even more funny coffee machine quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny coffee machine quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

817 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,979

Funny Quotes Topics

13,919

Funny Quotes Images

10,979

Updated

18 minutes ago

Users Online

3,434

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Trending via Slack:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Going viral on Facebook:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Live now on X:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Just landed via Messenger:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Live now on Instagram:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Seen just now on Discord:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴