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Funny collision quotes

Funny collision quotes 🚗💥 bring a hilarious twist to those unexpected moments when things crash together—whether it’s cars, ideas, or awkward encounters! 😂 Get ready to laugh out loud as these witty sayings capture the chaos and comedy of collisions in the most entertaining way. Perfect for sharing with friends or lightening up a serious situation! 🛑🤣 #CrashAndLaugh #CollisionComedy

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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