Funny collision quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

  Commentary:
  "All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"

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