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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Spotted on TikTok:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Making waves on Threads:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Just landed via YouTube:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Seen just now on Telegram:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You wish you had this many chins.

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Funny collision quotes

Funny collision quotes 🚗💥 bring a hilarious twist to those unexpected moments when things crash together—whether it’s cars, ideas, or awkward encounters! 😂 Get ready to laugh out loud as these witty sayings capture the chaos and comedy of collisions in the most entertaining way. Perfect for sharing with friends or lightening up a serious situation! 🛑🤣 #CrashAndLaugh #CollisionComedy

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

1 month ago

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

1 month ago

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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Just landed via X:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Trending via X:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Going viral on YouTube:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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