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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Breaking via Instagram:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Live now on Messenger:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Seen just now on Threads:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Shared recently on X:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Spotted on Messenger:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Making waves on Telegram:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Reported on Threads:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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Live now on Slack:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Trending via YouTube:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

Live now on Threads:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Making waves on Reddit:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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