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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Funny compensation quotes

Funny compensation quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of paychecks and perks 💸🤣 Whether you’re dreaming of a raise or just love a good laugh about office life, these witty lines will brighten your day and make you see salary talks in a whole new light 😄💼 Get ready to giggle and relate—because who says money matters can’t be fun? 🎉💰

New funny compensation quotes 👇

4 months ago
Share →: I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Commentary:
Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion
5 months ago
Share →: Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like someone has mastered the art of finding the path of least resistance! Who needs hard work when you can outsmart it, right? It takes a special kind of talent to achieve absolutely nothing in the most efficient way possible!
6 months ago
Share →: Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Commentary:
"Who knew that being awake could come with perks? 💤💸 Time to cash in on those sleepless nights! 😂💰 #CompensationForInsomniacs"