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Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,574

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Making waves on Instagram:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Spotted on Reddit:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Seen just now on Slack:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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18 shares on Discord this month:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

77 shares on Threads this month:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

14 shares on Threads this month:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

This book ain’t got no pictures.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Please twerk; I have just days left.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I am single, please disturb me!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,685

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Seen just now on Slack:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Making waves on YouTube:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Seen just now on WeChat:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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