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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Just landed via Instagram:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Just shared via Threads:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Seen just now on Discord:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Spotted on TikTok:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Shared recently on WeChat:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Spotted on Discord:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Going viral on Instagram:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Spotted on Twitch:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Breaking via X:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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