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Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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Trending via Pinterest:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Going viral on Discord:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Making waves on Threads:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Trending via Snapchat:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Making waves on WeChat:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Seen just now on Messenger:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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23 shares on X this month:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

18 shares on X this month:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop dating if you have no car.

67 shares on Threads this month:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

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17,554

Funny Quotes Images

15,484

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Just landed via WeChat:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Just shared via YouTube:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Just landed via Telegram:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Trending via YouTube:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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