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Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Making waves on Slack:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Just landed via X:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Trending via Twitch:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Making waves on Instagram:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Going bananas on Threads:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on Instagram this month:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

91 shares on Facebook this month:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

87 shares on Slack this month:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

63 shares on Threads this month:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,685

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Live now on Facebook:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Seen just now on Discord:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Trending via Slack:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Live now on Slack:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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