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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Spotted on Twitch:

Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Going viral on Discord:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Just landed via Twitch:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Spotted on Facebook:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Seen just now on Reddit:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Just shared via YouTube:

I would prefer not to.

Making waves on Facebook:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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