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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Jan 7, 2026

3,312

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Seen just now on Slack:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Freshly posted on Threads:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

Live now on Snapchat:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Just landed via YouTube:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has recently shared this quote.

33 shares on Messenger this month.
All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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6 months ago

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has recently copied this quote.

41 shares on Reddit this month.

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84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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3,396

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Spotted on X:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Going bananas on Telegram:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Making waves on Facebook:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Trending via Slack:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Just landed via Facebook:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Trending via Pinterest:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Oh good. Another day.

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