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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Live now on Instagram:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Just landed via Threads:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said β€œNobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Reported on WhatsApp:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Making waves on TikTok:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Making waves on Slack:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Just landed via X:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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