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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Going viral on TikTok:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Shared recently on WeChat:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Breaking via Twitch:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Going viral on Instagram:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Just landed via Messenger:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Making waves on WeChat:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Seen just now on Discord:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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23 shares on Slack this month:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

46 shares on Messenger this month:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

83 shares on Facebook this month:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

Going viral on Telegram:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Live now on Messenger:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Seen just now on Telegram:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Breaking via YouTube:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Trending via WeChat:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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