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Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Making waves on X:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Just landed via X:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Live now on Messenger:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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"Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Commentary:
"When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"
5 months ago
Share →: Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Commentary:
🌑💡 "When dark mode is life, a sudden burst of brightness feels like a solar eclipse on your retinas! 🕶️😂 Who needs sunglasses when you've got a monitor set to 'night mode' all day, every day? Embrace the darkness, it's where the cool kids are at! 😎🌚"

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Just shared via Discord:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Making waves on Facebook:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Making waves on TikTok:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Just shared via Instagram:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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