Funny deep breath quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🤦‍♂️ It's like preparing yourself for a mental gymnastics routine every time they speak! 😂 Taking deep breaths should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Inhalation of stupidity may lead to facepalming." 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"

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