Commentary:
"Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles"
17 Funny definitely quotes
If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.
Commentary:
🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶♂️🤷♀️"
Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.
Commentary:
"Who says money can't buy happiness? Just wait till you're sipping cocktails on a tropical beach, then suddenly money starts looking an awful lot like joy in liquid form! 🍹💸😄"
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.
Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁♂️🎩"
Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”
Commentary:
Ah, the joys of marital amnesia! 😅💍 How to win at marriage: repeat, rinse, and repeat again! 🎶🗣️
Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm not just at "that point," I'm practically camping there with snacks! ⛺️🤣🍿
If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.
Commentary:
When I say "unsubscribe," I mean it like "no more emails," not like "send me one more for old times' sake." 📬🙅♂️🚫