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Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Making waves on Discord:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Trending via Facebook:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Trending via Snapchat:

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Seen just now on Discord:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

Spotted on Messenger:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Going viral on Instagram:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

Spotted on Reddit:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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86 shares on X this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Going bananas on Discord:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Shared recently on X:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Making waves on Instagram:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Breaking via X:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Just landed via Slack:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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