Funny diabetes quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

  Commentary:
  "Taking one for the team, one cookie at a time! 🍪 Who knew saving your family could be this delicious? 😂 #DiabetesDeputy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew taking the high road could lead to the high sugar levels? 🍦🍰 Next time, it's okay to be the 'sweet' person instead! 😉 #SugarRush #LifeLessons"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Diabetes was the God of sugar.

  Commentary:
  Well, if diabetes is the God of sugar, then I guess we mere mortals should consider cutting back on our sweet offerings to avoid invoking its wrath! ⚡🍬 Remember, everything in moderation, even when dealing with divine sweet-toothed deities! 🍰🙏

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