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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,511

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Making waves on Reddit:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Spotted on WeChat:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Going bananas on X:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Trending via Twitch:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Shared recently on Discord:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Making waves on TikTok:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Making waves on Telegram:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

72 shares on Slack this month:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

16 shares on Slack this month:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

82 shares on Threads this month:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

76 shares on Reddit this month:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,529

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Going viral on Slack:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Just landed via YouTube:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

Spotted on Slack:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Just landed via Threads:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Making waves on Threads:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Live now on TikTok:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Live now on Facebook:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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