Funny Die Hard quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? 🍿🎄 Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

  Commentary:
  🎬🎄"Forget about the Grinch stealing Christmas, Alan Rickman seems to be the one wreaking havoc on the holiday season with his legendary performances! Move over, Santa, it's Alan's time to shine and ruin Christmas in style with his range of iconic characters. 'Tis the season for Alan Rickman to steal the show and your Christmas cheer!" 🌟😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

  Commentary:
  "Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is basically a Harry Potter spin-off! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Just imagine Bruce Willis casting spells and battling Alan Rickman at Hogwarts… Now that's a magical crossover we didn't know we needed! 🏰🌟 #DieHardPotter"

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