“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.” Commentary:The secret to financial success: become a hermit with narcoleptic tendencies 🏡🛌💰😴
People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside. Commentary:Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒
