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Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Going bananas on Slack:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Going viral on Facebook:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Going bananas on X:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Spotted on Slack:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Making waves on X:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Funny doppelganger quotes

Funny doppelganger quotes bring double the laughs and twice the quirky vibes! 😂 Ever bumped into someone who looks just like you and wondered if the universe is playing a prank? 🤔 From mistaken identities to hilarious mix-ups, these witty lines capture the joy and chaos of having a lookalike. Ready to giggle at the wild world of twinning? Let’s dive into the funniest doppelganger moments that’ll have you seeing double! 😜👯‍♂️

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84 shares on Slack this month:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

93 shares on YouTube this month:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

19 shares on Discord this month:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

Just shared via YouTube:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Going bananas on Reddit:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Live now on Messenger:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Shared recently on Facebook:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Making waves on Slack:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Trending via Slack:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

Going viral on Threads:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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