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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Just shared via Telegram:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Spotted on Instagram:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Just landed via X:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Making waves on Slack:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Spotted on WeChat:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Funny doppelganger quotes bring double the laughs and twice the quirky vibes! 😂 Ever bumped into someone who looks just like you and wondered if the universe is playing a prank? 🤔 From mistaken identities to hilarious mix-ups, these witty lines capture the joy and chaos of having a lookalike. Ready to giggle at the wild world of twinning? Let’s dive into the funniest doppelganger moments that’ll have you seeing double! 😜👯‍♂️

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35 shares on WeChat this month:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

33 shares on Twitch this month:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

76 shares on X this month:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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God saw you do that.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Live now on TikTok:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Going bananas on Reddit:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Freshly posted on X:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Just shared via Threads:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

Just landed via Messenger:

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

Spreading quickly via X:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Making waves on Reddit:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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