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Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

Breaking via Reddit:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Just shared via Threads:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Spotted on YouTube:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

91 shares on Threads this month:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

32 shares on X this month:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

98 shares on Discord this month:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

95 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

79 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Just landed via Discord:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Going viral on X:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Trending via YouTube:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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