Commentary:
Channeling some "let's merge holidays" energy! 🌲🍬🎃 Because if we're going to mix Christmas and Halloween, why not throw in some Easter eggs and a turkey too? 🐰🥚🦃
235 Funny eating quotes
The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.
Commentary:
When your wallet doubles as a personal trainer 🏋️♂️💸😂
My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.
Commentary:
Sounds like your cat's taking some serious lessons in grumpiness from old Garfield 🐱💤🍝 #FelineMoody
Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're on a quest to explore the ancient art of daily takeout! 🍜🤣🥢
Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.
Commentary:
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out which takeout place sends free fortune cookies with adulting advice 🍜🕰️🤷♂️