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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via Snapchat:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

Making waves on Telegram:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Just shared via YouTube:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Making waves on Telegram:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Live now on Twitch:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Live now on Threads:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Just landed via Twitch:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Spotted on Twitch:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

85 shares on Twitch this month:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Going viral on X:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Going viral on Instagram:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Just landed via Reddit:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Going bananas on Threads:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Trending via Instagram:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Just shared via Discord:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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