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Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

Shared recently on Instagram:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Freshly posted on Instagram:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Trending via WeChat:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Going viral on Messenger:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Just shared via Threads:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Shared recently on Instagram:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Just landed via Twitch:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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64 shares on WeChat this month:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

74 shares on X this month:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Shared recently on Reddit:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Going viral on Twitch:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Spotted on Twitch:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Breaking via Messenger:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Spotted on Twitch:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Just shared via Messenger:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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