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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Going viral on Twitch:

Is this art or trash?

Shared recently on Discord:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Trending via TikTok:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Just landed via X:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Spotted on Slack:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Just shared via TikTok:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Seen just now on X:

Friends with consequences.

Making waves on TikTok:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Funny emotional state quotes

Funny emotional state quotes 😂💭 perfectly capture those wild mood swings we all experience! From uncontrollable laughter to dramatic sighs, these witty lines turn feelings into hilarious moments 🎭✨. Whether you’re feeling over-the-top happy or just plain confused, these quotes bring a smile and remind us that emotions are funnier when shared 😜❤️. Ready to laugh at your own emotional rollercoaster? Let’s dive in! 🎢🤣

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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29 shares on Discord this month:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

32 shares on Slack this month:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

17 shares on Threads this month:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

93 shares on Discord this month:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Going viral on Telegram:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Breaking via X:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Going viral on Twitch:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Spotted on Messenger:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Shared recently on Slack:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Trending via Discord:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Just shared via WeChat:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Seen just now on X:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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