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Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Making waves on X:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Breaking via Pinterest:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Trending via Slack:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Making waves on Threads:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Trending via Twitch:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Funny emotional state quotes

Funny emotional state quotes 😂💭 perfectly capture those wild mood swings we all experience! From uncontrollable laughter to dramatic sighs, these witty lines turn feelings into hilarious moments 🎭✨. Whether you’re feeling over-the-top happy or just plain confused, these quotes bring a smile and remind us that emotions are funnier when shared 😜❤️. Ready to laugh at your own emotional rollercoaster? Let’s dive in! 🎢🤣

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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18 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

44 shares on X this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

78 shares on Slack this month:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Making waves on Threads:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Spotted on Slack:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Spotted on Reddit:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Going viral on Reddit:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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